How Do You Say “Yes Massa” in Mandarin?

The article below from The Root discusses how African Americans are preparing for global competition by learning Chinese. Given the rapid economic decline of America, however, all Americans need to prepare for employment as “Coolies” on the big Chinese Plantation coming to these shores in the near-future.

In The Root: Black People Learning Chinese: A Strategy for Competing Globally.

If you don’t believe me about a Chinese plantation in our future, check out this video from Chinese rapper Jin: “Learn Chinese.”

[Chorus from “Learn Chinese”]
Ya’ll gonna learn Chinese
Ya’ll gonna learn Chinese
Ya’ll gonna learn Chinese
When the pumps come out, ya’ll gon’ speak Chinese

Ya’ll gonna learn Chinese
Ya’ll gonna wanna be Chinese
Ya’ll gonna learn Chinese
When the pumps go off, ya’ll gon’ speak Chinese

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